Saturday news Saturday Stableford Winner - Chris Hughes - 41 points
Well done!! My Lucky Charm: "I just can't thank our club pro enough 'Magic Mike' he is one special guy. Last week I announced I had total faith in him after he made a major change to my grip and now within 7 days of winning the dreaded 'Saturday Inflatable' I am now Saturday’s new No 1. 10 days ago my hands were like two bunches of 'fair trade bananas' and now I have the touch of Thai masseur after that 5ft 11 inch Yorkshire guy (check stats), gave me a sprinkle of his magic dust!
I am now going to dominate this game starting with an exhibition match this Wednesday against 'Ted2', 'Frank Drummond' and 'Super 6' followed by lifting the July medal trophy next Saturday!"
Summer pairs result - Dave & Nick beat Coops & Brian - 5 & 4
Just call me Brian: “Guys you were just too good today. ’Timeshare’ you putted well and if your name was Dave I would of called you ‘Deadly Dave’ as you missed nothing. However, I must leave my biggest compliment to without doubt Saturday’s Sexiest Player ‘Simply Gorgeous’ you were outstanding today and hot!! My partner ‘Coops’ may have big guns and currently on a low carb diet but you have the "X factor" and when you drove the 1st I began to stiffen up big time...can I hold your driver?" |